Browns Finally Win! A Dawg's Tribute

For the first time in 635 days, and only the second time since I was a wee little pup, the Browns finally did something I do every day: BALL OUT. I was so happy that I just tackled everything that moved - or didn't move, I didn't care. You best believe I had my jersey on, and while everybody else got to "Dilly Dilly" in celebration, I got to feast on some treats: Bark Yeah!

Now life isn't all about winning. Sometimes it's about a good belly scratch. But nobody wants to scratch the belly of a loser. So I hope all those Browns players got an extra big dog bone, howled at whatever they pleased, and chewed on the sweet taste of victory.

As Alfred always says though, "Be Humble". Usually that means sit down. But it also means you are about to get another treat. So my advice to all you wannabe Dawgs: stay focused, stay humble, don't stink it up like me on the couch after a kong-full of peanut butter - there are more treats out there to devour.

Yours Truly,

~Dinero